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19.07.2008
What a strange world this is.

There are so many strange things all around us, some of them absolutely ordinary a still so magical.
19.07.2008 | topic: Machinegun | Comments (0)

5.06.2008
On the road with designer.

The designer in our company is really funny guy... Sometimes I take him with me to consider some technical details at teh customer´s plant. He is able to come there, tell the managing director that "this factory sucks..." and with the face of definitelly bored man promise that he will do it, in the end.
5.06.2008 | topic: From my journeys | Comments (0)

11.02.2008
Like from another world.

There are some things which cannot be described. Must be spent.
11.02.2008 | topic: Machinegun | Comments (0)

26.01.2008
Today I did something

I wouldn't even think about from the elementary school.
26.01.2008 | topic: Machinegun | Comments (0)

7.11.2007
About having breaks.

Forward? As fast as possible? From morning till the evening, from the dawn to the dusk? From the start to the finish? From the start to the break.

7.11.2007 | topic: From my journeys | Comments (0)

11.10.2007
How we did not became a real estate owner.

I am naive like a man could be and the land owner is a jerk.
11.10.2007 | topic: Machinegun | Comments (0)

8.09.2007
Brand new shorts.

HURRAH! Hurrah! Hurrah...
8.09.2007 | topic: Machinegun | Comments (0)

7.09.2007
Mikrocosmos.

Little story from the big supermarket.
7.09.2007 | topic: Machinegun | Comments (0)

I got a problem, part II.

I expect that my readers are very nice to me, always willing to help, understanding my troubles as their challenges! Including troubles with my PC.

7.09.2007 | topic: Machinegun | Comments (0)

6.09.2007
Wheels.

This spot is already famous among the people who knows what's it about, even before it was posted on Original Machinegun. However, I do't know if it is still so funny.
6.09.2007 | topic: Machinegun | Comments (0)

26.07.2007
We have something to eat again!

Not only from his sallary sales representative's family lives.
26.07.2007 | topic: From my journeys | Comments (0)

7.07.2007
I love trade fairs!

Our company takes part in two or three trade fairs a year as an exhibitor. I always look forward for it because it means escape from grey routine, some parties, little bit of luxury in the hotels and night whirling in the strange cities to which my personality is strange as well, so they simply don´t care.

7.07.2007 | topic: Machinegun | Comments (1)

25.06.2007
How to shut down the factory.

Only one sentence can be enough to shut down the biggest Czech wood processing factory and furniture producer.

And the sentence is:

25.06.2007 | topic: Machinegun | Comments (0)

13.06.2007
Motto for this day.

Warning! The spot is shorter than usual.
13.06.2007 | topic: Other trash | Comments (0)

12.06.2007
Run Zwentendorf!

In this bipolar world, where there are only people AGAINST something and other people who are AGAINST them, in the world where everybody screams some nonsense bullshit against american anti-misile radar being placed in the Czech republic, in the world where Austrians like blocking Czech-Austrians road border crossings because they demonstrate against czech nuclear power plant Temelin, which is near their borders, in this world of WITH and AGAINST, you simply cannot stand in the middle...

12.06.2007 | topic: Machinegun | Comments (0)

8.06.2007
How we borrowed the tent

I really wonder why farmers don't support youngsters in getting married, because it seems to me that the weddings have really positive effect on raining, so needed these hot days...

8.06.2007 | topic: Machinegun | Comments (0)

23.05.2007
Bridal tour.

Or On the road again... and together.
23.05.2007 | topic: Machinegun | Comments (1)

22.05.2007
Our Big Day

Let´s see the story...
22.05.2007 | topic: Machinegun | Comments (2)

21.05.2007
Why this?

Let´s see why the Machinegun started the fire over the sea.
21.05.2007 | Comments (3)